So I was a bit surprised that Marti wasn’t overly excited by the recent present I gave her…
…a bag of Kopi Luwak coffee beans
I thought it would be a nice way of combining her love of all things dung beetle and coffee.
This special coffee bean must first be ingested by the Sumatran luwak (also known as Asian palm civet). They love to eat the ripest coffee bean berries and after the fruit part has been ingested, the hard bean pops out the other end for local farmers to collect. It can then be roasted the traditional way.
Considered the most expensive coffee bean (about $AUD 1 per gram!);it’s obviously one for a true connoisseur to savour. Perhaps an ideal gift for that person who has everything?
Yep, you heard me. Paper made from poo – elephant poo to be precise.
Pretty much any animal who is a veggie eater and has a relatively poor digestive system is an ideal candidate for this ingenious invention.
To make your own, simply gather some elephant poo, wash it to leave behind the raw fibre and then boil it for a long, long time.Blend the mix to soften those poo fibres, add a splash of colour if desired and slop onto a sieve like mould to dry.
Bingo – Poo Paper!And what’s more – it doesn’t smell (pity that).
In case you’re wondering, this post was inspired by a conversation I had recently with a human who couldn’t seem to understand why us dung beetles are obsessed with poo. In their defence, they argued that humans just weren’t as inspired by something as yucky as poo. That prompted a bit of research on the internet and not to my surprise, there are humans who share the same interest in poo, just like me. And if you do a quick Google yourself, you’ll see that there are many companies offering this delightful product.
A poo-fectpresent to give your loved one next birthday!
But the reality is, it’s quite simple for me. Of the three options out there for us dung beetles: roll, dwell or tunnel, rolling is definitely the way to go.
Here are some good reasons to roll:
You get to play ball all day long.Not many people get a job as fun as that.
You get to spend the day in the beautiful outdoors.Tunnellers and dwellers spend time inside. Dwellers live inside the dung and tunnellers dig underground, taking their dung with them.
If you’re really hungry, you can make super dooper balls of dung like the one in the photo of me. And better still, because I’m a roller, I can easily roll it quickly away from other hungry dung beetles.The competition is always fierce. Luckily for me, my species of dung beetle is super strong. We have been observed to lift over 1,000 times our own body weight in dung, so rolling a ball as big as the picture, is easy peasey.